Funny Fun Monday
Peter is our gracious host this week:
I want you to tell us your favorite joke and/or show us your favorite cartoon, don’t worry if there is some duplication that just means more than one person found it funny. So come on and regale us with your best joke and/or cartoon, remember its New Years Eve and we feel like a good laugh, before 2008 comes along and does its thing on us.
PS, I've left myself too much time to think about this..... we all have more than one favorite, Right!! hit us with your best selection!!!!!
I have a tendency to “delete” immediately after reading any funnies - sometimes before I read them. So this was a little harder than I originally thought. But I found two.
Hearing test
A man feared his wife was not hearing as well as she used to, and he thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
Here's what you do," said the doctor. "Stand about 40 feet away from her and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.
If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away. Let's see what happens."
In a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" No response. So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife, and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again, no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again, there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
I Just love this.............
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"Trevor, for the 5th f*cking time, CHICKEN!"
See ya next year!!!
Ha Ha...I love it, very funny...I also love your site, this is my first
time visiting you, but I will be back. I loved the deer photos, especially
the one next to the no hunting sign!!
I think I'll serve something other than chicken tonight...lol.
I love it too. Happy New Year to you, Lisa
Funny....I like it and will have to remember this one!!
Happy New Year to you too Lisa!
Yep, just wonderful to grow old together. Good joke!!
Love 'em both! I was looking for that picture, but I guess I deleted it.
I really find that joke so funny..I've used it on one of my witty weds
posts and I still laugh at it everytime I read it!
That's very cute!
I LOVE the underwear-as-a-bra photo! Cute joke - interesting how many of
these I've heard before, yet I never remember the punchlines, so I get
another surprise!
Great Joke Lisa, thanks for the offer to host on Monday7th its all yours
I'll put a note up advising players.
That spam trap is gonna drive people nuts!!!! you get a LOT of traffic.
BTW sign me in for next week, hope its something I can do!!!!
ROFLOL!! I love that one!
i swear i must be impaired today. it took waaaaaay too long for me to
figure out the underwear photo. sigh. and i'm still laughing over the other
joke.
I didn't expect that! He he...please sign me up for next week too.
boy, it took me a while to figure out the photo. (yes, i'm a bit slow.)
the story is one i've heard before - but sooooo hilarious! happy monday!
That was hilarious! woohoo.
Those are great! Now I know what to do with hubbies old undies! Happy New
Year!
LOL!! I burst out laughing at this one! Good one, Lisa!
Sign me up for next week hostess with the mostest!! Thanks a million.
Lisa, I linked to your site via Blog365 because I created a Fun Monday
group. I figured it would be great for all of us to connect if we're going
to post every day this new year. Please add me to your Fun Monday list for
Jan 7th! And if you want to join Blog 365 and commit (a little looser rules
than NaBloPoMo) to a year's worth of posts, please add me as a friend and
join the Fun Monday group!
Happy New Year!! I just love the Man Sports Bra!! That hearing joke is too
funny!!
so close to home bwaa ha ha ha ha ha
Hee hee.